Making nutrition better through better nutrition.
// "One comma is an insult. We need TRES." — R. Hanneman
While monitoring Pied Piper's decentralized internet traffic, Richard Hendricks discovered that 47% of all data flowing through the new internet was... smoothie recipes.
"I found this troubling. Erlich found this fundable."Russ Hanneman arrived (uninvited), saw the blender, heard Erlich say "disruption," and immediately declared: "TRES COMAS." He then wrote a $2M check from his McLaren's glove compartment.
"That's how you do business. SCHWAAAAG."After Gavin Belson's $400M acquisition offer was declined, he led a $40M Series A instead. "If I cannot acquire it, I will influence it from within until it is essentially Hooli Nutrition anyway."
"Consider the tortoise."$1.2B valuation. One comma achieved. Two to go. Big Head accidentally led the Series B by clicking "yes" on what he thought was a smoothie subscription form.
"I don't really know how I got here, but the smoothie is good."// The original Pied Piper crew who started it all
"To make the world a better place through middle-out macro compression, one smoothie at a time."
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// "All statements approved by Gavin. Overruled by Monica. Published anyway."